Every company in the world has at the very least an answerphone. And I can take that answer phone message, or indeed your entire interactive voice response system to the next level of professionalism.

Check out my audio download shop for off-the-shelf vocal prompts and commands that you can download right now to integrate into your telephone system, or drop me a line if you need something a little more bespoke.

Forgive the big face, but it was that or a big telephone...